SCHVITZERLAND
Everyone knows that one of the best things about hashing in Vilnius is that trail is generally flatter than an American beer. In honor of all our favorite flat things—amateur clarinet players, your boss’ jokes, and that book Flatland, come join us on Sunday for the flattest trail you’ve ever hashed. It’s definitely flat. It definitely does not include several large hills. Flat flat flat. Bring your friends!
Date: 30 July 2023
Start time: 15.21 (3.21 pm)
Start location: Sakwa
Map link:
https://goo.gl/maps/3uNAevgKg4AH5Wvp8
Parking: At Sakwa!
Nearest bus: …Sakwa
https://goo.gl/maps/3uNAevgKg4AH5Wvp8 (Guess where this map points to…)
Beer: as much as they have in stock at Sakwa
Hares: Hard Core Park Whore
Cost: 10 EUR hash cash to cover beer and trail markings. Bring extra cash for swag! Stickers 5 EUR. No shirts for you.
Survival tips: wear long socks for the plant life, bug repellant for mozzies and ticks, and portable snacks for the picnic break!
Info for visiting hashers: we are a traditional H3. We run trail, stop at checks, and after drink some beer (or whatever). Maybe sing a few songs. There’s no frat boy antics, kindergarten show-your-body “checks”, or otherwise longwinded boomer “humor”. Please stay clothed and don’t drink and drive.
Link to share: https://vilniusharriers.family.blog/2023/07/01/???
If you need a lift write h3heretic@gmail.com